you don’t believe in evolution? you think charizards are just born like that, punk?
(via playgroundair)
well i thought about doing my homework and it’s the thought that counts
(via playgroundair)
What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
(via kill-pride)
If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.
(Source: chandelaire, via fake-mermaid)